The Best 20 Sock Jokes in the UK

Top 20 Sock Jocks in the UK

Why did the sock go to therapy? Because it had too many holes in its life!
What do you call a sock that tells jokes? A laugh-sock!
Why did the sock break up with the shoe? It felt smothered and needed some space!
How does a sock propose? With a "sole-mate" ring!
Why was the sock upset? It was feeling a little worn-out!
What do you call a sock's favorite dessert? Toe-st!
Why did the sock refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting paired with a hole!
How do socks apologize to each other? They say, "I'm sorry for stepping all over you!"
Why don't socks ever get lost? Because they always stick together!
What did one sock say to the other in the dryer? "Looks like we're in a spin cycle!"
Why did the sock go to school? To get a better education on how to fit in!
How do socks stay warm in the winter? They huddle in pairs for "toe"-getherness!
Why don't socks ever win at hide and seek? Because they always get cold feet!
What did one sock say to the other during a workout? "Let's put our best foot forward!"
Why did the socks go to the beach? To get a little "foot"-loose and fancy-free!
How do socks greet each other? With a toe-tally awesome high-five!
Why don't socks ever go on vacation? Because they're afraid of getting "left" behind!
What do you call a sock that's always getting lost? A "wander"-sock!
Why did the sock go to the doctor? It had a case of cold feet!
How does a sock like its coffee? With a little bit of "toe"-cream and sugar!